Have you ever shop lifted?

@SW-User What moral code did you use?

@MarkPaul She stole money from me because I was a little kid, so I reimbursed myself in chocolates.

@SW-User 🎅 Okay. Case dismissed. You are free to go.

@SW-User Haha, that is kinda justifiable, who was "she" though?

@MarkPaul @BrokenWhiskeyGlass2 😁😳
You would have ripped her hair off in my stead. She was a nasty woman, evil to her core, swindling kids out of their money because they were her easiest targets, aaand, nobody believes little kids. But... kids are like the monkeys. Catch them if you can. 🐒😉😛