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Are DNA tests the answer?

I just saw where President Trump offered Senator Elizabeth Warren a million dollars to prove whether she has Indian blood.

What with his orange mane, perhaps President Trump should take a DNA test to prove that he does not have orangutan blood.

Update! Update! Update! Update!

As it turns out, Elizabeth Warren just had a DNA test which showed that she does indeed have Indian blood - from about 6 generations back. And, she has cousins that are members of the Cherokee Nation - which would be impossible if she did not have any Indian ancestry.

When asked about the test, Trump replied that no one cares if Warren has Indian blood or not. I take that to mean that the one million dollar offer was just ANOTHER lie, and that no money will be forthcoming.

In his defense, Trump did backtrack to say that he was only going to pay if he did the DNA test himself - as if any reasonably intelligent person would allow a non-medical personnel anywhere near them with a needle.

"I swear that I did not mean to hit her in the jugular" (The answer that would be given to the media) and "Well, at least Pocohontas won't be around to thwart my attacks on America anymore" (The answer given to Trump's moronic base)!

Quakertrucker
eli1601 · 70-79, M
Quakertrucker · 70-79, M
@eli1601

Obviously, my suggested DNA test was weak.

My suggestion was intended to be weak to point out the equal weakness of President Trump's suggested DNA test.

It is called sarcasm!

Quakertrucker
eli1601 · 70-79, M
@Quakertrucker If it was funny or clever, maybe it would have worked.
Quakertrucker · 70-79, M
@eli1601

Maybe; I'll try harder next time.

What do you think of this question?

America BARELY survived the first two Clinton's; why in Hell do we need a third? And who will protect us from her?

I try to be a non-partisan attack sarcasmist!

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tenente · 100+, M
"They will be swayed by a DNA test" said Warren about a group of voters who were convinced Hillary had stage 5 dementia b/c she coughed 🙄

 
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