Who's ruder, me or NessieMessie?

It’s hard. When I catch Nessie on certain days, she’s really a bytch.

But then Messie likes to eat good food and rub it in my face. Sometimes I wanna take it. 😠

I think Messie is.

But...but you ARE..oh wait I read the question and your username wrong. There goes my funny broken reality joke x.x

You seem like the same to me so idk, whichever one of you does more for me

Nessie was nice to me when i exposed myself. Unlike Nessie...so....Nessie wins

Who cares. How is that.

Which is the real one? :?

I have no idea who either of you are. So I'll go with none of the above or something.

Muy penis..