Girl I met says if you can make me laugh we can go on a date.. I hit her with “what did one ocean say to the other?” - nothing they just waved..

Wish me luck guys date is secured 😏.. jokes I have no idea why I sent that she hasn’t replied I hate myself for being this lame

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LyricalOne · F

Whatever you do, don’t be yourself. And don’t mention Bob Ross!

SW-User

@LyricalOne damn hahaa😅

LyricalOne · F

@SW-User It’s a cruel world out there. Just trying to prepare the lad.

SW-User

@LyricalOne yeah..it can be

NoYou · 26-30, M

@LyricalOne I’m scared

LyricalOne · F

@NoYou Don’t be scared. Just don’t talk like you’ve got marbles in your mouth and don’t forget to wear pants.

NoYou · 26-30, M

@LyricalOne I wish you could adopt me

LyricalOne · F

@NoYou Aww..... you could be like my own little Chia Pet.

NoYou · 26-30, M

@LyricalOne instead of water feed me potatoes and I’ll grow

SW-User

@LyricalOne 🧐🤪😅😅

LyricalOne · F

@NoYou Just watch where you grow mister, remember, I’m a motherly figure.