Girl I met says if you can make me laugh we can go on a date.. I hit her with “what did one ocean say to the other?” - nothing they just waved..

Wish me luck guys date is secured 😏.. jokes I have no idea why I sent that she hasn’t replied I hate myself for being this lame

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LyricalOne · F

Whatever you do, don’t be yourself. And don’t mention Bob Ross!

NoYou · 26-30, M

@LyricalOne instead of water feed me potatoes and I’ll grow

SW-User

@LyricalOne 🧐🤪😅😅

LyricalOne · F

@NoYou Just watch where you grow mister, remember, I’m a motherly figure.

BeefySenpie · M

Already met her face to face, or on Tinder or something?

NoYou · 26-30, M

@BeefySenpie we met at a party but I had to go so I got her number.

SW-User

you like her?

NoYou · 26-30, M

@SW-User like her?!.. she’s straight gorgeous. I have no idea how I even got her number.

SW-User

@NoYou how you got her number?

NoYou · 26-30, M

@SW-User just.. asked lolz i was like “Hey I gotta head out I’d love to continue this over coffee sometime what’s your number?”

rage34 · 36-40, M

Lol good one haha

I laughed 🌊

Noblety · M

That's funny

xixgun · M

Women like a man who can make them laugh.

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