So far you’ve survived 100% of your worst days 🤔statistically you’re doing great

True, but at the cost of my psychological health, most of my family, and one of my eyes.

Just cause you ain't dead doesn't mean you're going great, mate. It means you're alive 😂

You know what? You're right!😎

How do *you* know that I've never died, hmmmmm?

plot twist, we are all dead and this is the afterlife