You know you are British when ______ ?

I prefer wanker or twat @SW-User

@SW-User lol, mostly correct.

@SW-User you obviously never heard of the Australian language. The word cunt is like religion lol. We say those other words too, except Brits call having a fuck; a “shag” we call hanging a fuck: a “root” we say “fetch us a stubble”
@BabyLonia my favourite Brit word is “Bollocks”.

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Yes! I forgot about those!

Wanker is a personal favorite of mine. 😂

@SW-User bollocks is such a good word, I concur

@BabyLonia @SW-User do you use the word “dickhead” in your lingo?

@BabyLonia even I say it here. My grandpa says it lol, he’s a Brit ex pat.

@SW-User lol! Bollocks, wanker, and cunt are big with the Irish too. Frankly, I miss hearing the guys I used to work with saying those words.

The only thing I wasn't aware of was "fetch us a stubble." I do remember Aussies use cunt a lot. QUITE A LOT! lol.

@SW-User @SW-User the area I'm from also calls women "wenches"

@SW-User Yes, sometimes I say dickhead. Usually it's shithead or dickwad. But, that's more personal preference than general lingo. General lingo in the U.S. is just "dick."

@BabyLonia LMFAO! I didn't realize they still use that word over there. I know in Australia they call women "Sheilas."

We only use "wench" at Renaissance themed restaurants & festivals in the U.S.

@SW-User but there a language involved that makes the word an acceptable compliment rather than offensive, depending on the descriptive word you place before cunt,
Example “sick cunt” refers to someone as “a top bloke”’
Where as obvious offensive ones are “dumb cunt” “shit cunt” “low cunt” basically we replace “mother fucker” with cunt. Although a guy is more likely to be offended being called a “cock sucker” than a woman being called a cunt where I live. Even women here have no shame saying the c word..

@BabyLonia In London we're referred to as birds, Doris's, old ladies amongst other things!

@Harriet03 yeah, I always call myself a dizzy bird

@BabyLonia isn’t “Broad” another English term for women? I heard of that one before.

That's American , chick is British though @SW-User

Oh my god! Massive brain fart lol, I heard Mickey Rourke say it once that’s how I remember, 🤪 it’s I’m going through first hours of Monday insomnia lol@BabyLonia

@SW-User Yes, she's right. Although "broad" is an old timey reference and no one under 35 uses it as far as I know. It's one of those words that's used once in a while as a joke. We also use chick, although that's pretty dated as well.

Thanks for the explanation about how cunt is used in Australia. I like expanding my knowledge of the basic vocabulary of other countries. 😆

@SW-User yeah I hear it in older flicks not so much now,
I love explaining it and it gives other Anglo folk insight to not be so offended when you hear Aussies use cunt so frequently lol, [media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SUhJT3g1c]
Saying cunt really loud when you hurt yourself, is good morphine 🤣🤣