I just had to explain to a 28 year old how what a creampie is. She ordered coconut creampie for dessert btw. 😕

@BlueMetalChick *cough* bullshit *cough* 😉

@wildbill83 No, not bullshit. Banana cream pie comes to mind immediately.

@BlueMetalChick Thank you. Me too.

@BlueMetalChick So you are a sexual woman then.

@tallpowerhouseblonde No, quite the opposite.

@BlueMetalChick You are so missing out.Sex is really enjoyable.

@tallpowerhouseblonde Lol no, not really. Sex is for insecure people. You're missing all the fun. You're busy humping some sweaty naked idiot like a neanderthal while I'm going on real adventures.

@BlueMetalChick I'm having all the fun.Lots of hot men.Great sex.So many orgasms.Feeling guys ejaculate.Sooo enjoyable.

@tallpowerhouseblonde So you're busy making a complete fool of yourself for attention while I'm having fun and you think I'm the one missing out? You're not a cave person, "hot men" and "so many orgasms" are not things you'd be wanting unless you have terribly low self esteem.

@BlueMetalChick My esteem is really good thanks.What adventures are you going on?
I'm multi orgasmic and love that.

@BlueMetalChick I'm loving the irony of banana creampie coming to mind when you hear this term...

I'm also thinking like a 12 y/o boy

@tallpowerhouseblonde Why would you be having sex if you have self esteem.thats an oxymoron. Stop making a complete ass of yourself.

But you've already expressed this to me before. You even told me you let people claim you as their property.

@BlueMetalChick Not quite.My boyfriend and I are are each others.He is mine.

@tallpowerhouseblonde That's degrading to both of you.

@BlueMetalChick you need a good gangbang to straighten out your life.Your puss must be mouldy from lack of use.

ah well... when you hit 30's, and your bio clock goes into overdrive, human instinct will kick in...

@tallpowerhouseblonde I would expect the person letting someone dump salty ejaculate and sperm into their genitals on the regular to have a much more disgusting "puss" than someone who actually has a sense of personal hygiene.

How miserable do you have to be to admit to being a grown adult who thinks gang bangs make someone "straighten out their life." You might need to up your dosage there, sweetheart.

@wildbill83 I'll be long dead by then, heart problems have ensured my life will be short. Which is why I'm making the most of it instead of acting like a cro magnon.

@BlueMetalChick I've decided your clitoris has a major fault stopping it from working.

any single one of us could be dead tomorrow, no reason to give up or quit living, enjoying new experiences and what life has to offer...

@tallpowerhouseblonde You don't get to "decide" something without having any way of knowing if it's true or not.

@wildbill83 That's my point. Why waste time making myself miserable when I could be having fun instead?

@BlueMetalChick
Case in point, how do you know it would make you miserable if you've never tried it?

@BlueMetalChick yet you apply that to me.

@BlueMetalChick define your version of fun.