Do you often slack off at work?

@MURD3RM0NK3Y HA! And, this from the guy who claimed he only takes 5 minute bathroom breaks. I knew it.

@MarkPaul Dude everyone slacks off. I slack off when I have time to slack off. Not when I’m supposed to be working.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y Oh... you mean you slack off during the scheduled slack off period. Okay, I get it now.

@MarkPaul You’re a dumbass. When there’s downtime there’s time to talk to my co workers and fuck around for a few minutes. Then it’s back to work.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y The question was, "Do you often slack off at work?
1. Often... Your response was "yes."
2. Slack off... Your response was also in the affirmative.

To slack off: implies not doing your work during work hours.

You see, dumbass?

@MarkPaul No it doesn’t. Slacking off can be when you’re not working. You just assumed that it would be while you’re working. How could anyone slack off often while they’re working and not get fired ? Oh and guess what ? The guy who used to take 30 minute bathroom breaks got fired today. And guess what too ? I still have my job.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y That's hardly something to cheer about since you hate your job and he probably needed his job to support his family.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y @MarkPaul stop fighting

@MarkPaul There you go assuming again. He doesn’t have a family. He lived with a friend. I know this because he told me.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y Oh wow. So, now it turns out he confided in you and you basically turned him in for what reason? So, you could look cool here while ingesting mass quantities of hallucinogens?

@MarkPaul You’re such a dumbass. You really are. Who the hell said I turned him in ? The whole place knew about his bullshit. It was only a matter of time before they fired his ass. I just found out about it today because one of my co workers told me about it. I don’t do hallucinogens I do Opanas they’re painkilers.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y Your story changes with the wind...

@MarkPaul What story are you taking about ? You’re so indirect with your responses just fuck you dude

@MURD3RM0NK3Y Listen, you lie, you take compliments from strangers that you don't deserve... you claim discrimination when that's not what really happened, you say you are getting off drugs only to take more and then you deny it all. You know it... I know it... and the people of earth know it.

@MarkPaul Everything you just said is just what you think about me but none of those things you say about me are true. I know what discrimination is like and I know when I lie. I’m not perfect. I also do deserve the compliments I get from people. Fuck you dude. Go put your nose up someone else’s ass you judgmental piece of shit.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y We all know what discrimination is like. It's universal. I'm not judging you. I'm calling you out for being deceptive.

@MarkPaul I wasn’t being deceptive though you’re just an idiot.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y So, you weren't being deceptive when you said you were quitting drugs only to post shortly after that you were getting ready to do drugs all the while you let that one guy berate me for calling you out for lying about your drug habit?

@MarkPaul No that was me saying I want to stop doing drugs and I was being honest about that. But you see kicking a drug habit is not an easy task that’s why I went right back at it. I didn’t make that post to deceive anybody, if you knew how hard it is to stop using painkillers you would understand.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y 📝 I see... go on.

@MarkPaul So you see when I make a post claiming “I’m gonna stop doing drugs” it’s what I really want to do but since I’m addicted my chances of succeeding aren’t very good.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y So, you're saying that when you say it, you are sincere... but a few minutes later the addiction takes over your self-control?

@MarkPaul Yes.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y 🤔

You're still arguing?!