I’m 34 am I too old to still be living with mommy and daddy?

I’ll admit it makes it more difficult to pick up chicks but I manage to wing it. The last gal I met I took her back to my parents house and after she walked in she said... OMG! Do you still live with your parents?

I replied back, no, I just took in a couple of old people out of kindness.

She replied back.... aww you’re so sweet, I love you already.

Yea, I lied but I got laid so whatever it takes!!😜