Men, do you like it when women call you “Daddy”?

@Alej89 My sister has a pet monkey who she calls papi sometimes.

@BlueMetalChick What if it’s just trying to say “Baby”?

@Alej89 Papi is so Latin lol

@SW-User It doesn't bother me.

@BlueMetalChick Because it’s just a monkey?

@SW-User Exactly. And his real name is McGee.

@BlueMetalChick Who gave him that name? Sounds like the basketball player McGee lol

@SW-User She bought the monkey off of a sponge fisherman in Dominica.

@BlueMetalChick Lol I couldn’t have ever expected that the monkey was bought from a fisherman. Seems like it was never meant to be for sale

@SW-User The guy said that the monkey lived somewhere near him and would regularly try to steal his fish from his outdoor cooler, so he trapped it and intended on giving it to animal control so they could relocate it somewhere else in the country. But before he got around to it, my sister decided to buy it off him.

@BlueMetalChick Seems fishy here (no pun intended). If the monkey was not legally his at the beginning plus he didn’t want it anyway, couldn’t he have just given the monkey to your sister for free? Unless...he loved the animal control that much, which I don’t think makes any sense lol

@SW-User She offered to pay him for it before he even revealed he didn't want it. She was balling in cash at the moment, and she paid him in British pounds. Considering the exchange rate, she probably spent the equivalent of like seven or eight quid on it.

@BlueMetalChick Dang...that guy wasn’t being honest then. But at least she made his day. Fishermen don’t make a lot of money.

@SW-User Lol neither Lexi nor I care about someone else being dishonest, we're both criminals ourselves. She has a long history of counterfeiting, I've been a larcenist since childhood, it's not like I can blame the guy.

@BlueMetalChick Lol Fair enough. Are you thinking of committing theft like this for the rest of your life?

@SW-User I'm trying not to. My chosen college major leads to job opportunities that pay quite handsomely. But ever since childhood, earning money the right way has always kinda bored me. For some reason, I get a strong sense of accomplishment when I make money doing something I'm not supposed to. But it's unhealthy and damaging. I'm trying to undo my obsession with it.

@BlueMetalChick Lol I think that’s a skill of yours. I have to agree it’s damaging, but earning money the right way isn’t usually a good way to earn a lot of money 😆 I’m somewhat neutral in opinion on your larceny and a healthy lifestyle for you lol.