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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
@BeccaY Well, tonight's plan requires roughly 10,000 African elephants and a large amount of grape jelly. You see, Pinky, it's a well known scientific fact that grape flavored products cause elephants to, well let's just say they produce more green house gases than usual, if you catch my drift? The excess green house gasses will cause the poles to melt flooding 95% of all dry land. The worlds governments will fall into chaos and the world will need a new leader. That is where I, Ford "The Brain" Prefect will step forward leading the surviving humans to a new glorious future. They will make me their King and I will rule over them with iron-fisted benevolence!
Oh....oh, but wait. CNN just announced a break through anti-acid for pachyderms that allows them to have grape jelly and all other manner of grape products without repercussions. Damn! Back to the drawing board. Maybe something with kittens this time....
Oh....oh, but wait. CNN just announced a break through anti-acid for pachyderms that allows them to have grape jelly and all other manner of grape products without repercussions. Damn! Back to the drawing board. Maybe something with kittens this time....