The stuff I intend to do when I move out 😇

Yes several. My parents were always more of an obstacle than a help or form of guidance.

They Have never had a clue that I (and then later my wife) have chosen the naturist lifestyle. Nothing wrong with that in itself, but they would not be very accepting of it as they are "good Christian people" so we'd never hear the end of it. Some things are better left unsaid and unknown (though we are by no means ashamed of it and would not deny it if they found out). It's the same with her family too...they aren't Christian, but they are highly conservative people.

My mom has little to no interest in my personal life or internal world

Only one. But I’ll tell them soon.

I planned on keeping my sexuality a secret from them for the rest of my life.
But
1. I got brave.
2. It's a small town. People see things. People talk.

Yes and to this day they still don’t know.

What is the typical stuff ?

Yes. Still keep it and always will

All the time but I’m done with lies now

I’m a child abuse survivor. Keeping secrets from my parents is my life. Lol

Basicly whatever I do on here and whoever I chat with. Imagine taking a 180 degree turn, setting yourself on fire and doing evil knievil shit.