Let’s fix each other?

I'm good - see a doctor.

I don't think anyone can fix me. I'm beyond the point of being fixed

What are your qualifications?

I’m not sure about that.

It's too late for that.

I can't be fixed

We can try

Now where is the tools, i'll fix you in no time

If you can fix me it would be a miracle

We could try.. I'll get the pills you get the rope.

I'm calling bullshit