If I come to your city will you give me your bed?

@HijabaDabbaDoo like a god church

@HijabaDabbaDoo is that in Africa?

@NoYou Omg you’re so dumb. It’s obviously in Asia

@HijabaDabbaDoo Asia..is 4 letters.. oil is 3 letters..asia is close to oil.. we should invade Asia..

@NoYou Yup. You’re definitely American.

@NoYou *America walking into a restaurant*
America: *looks at a sign on the wall*
Sign: TOILETS THIS WAY
America: *squints*
Toilets...
Oilets...
Oil...
OIL THIS WAY

@HijabaDabbaDoo @BlueMetalChick I NEED MY OIL TO FUEL MY BIG TRUCK THATS BIGGER THAN MOST COMMERCIAL TRUCKS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT