"So...you look cold, I know how we can warm you up" ;)

I used this on my gf...about 5 months into our relationship.









I slept on the couch that night.









It was actually pretty cold.

Wanna buy me a drink? 😉

"Did you know that penguin males gift their mate a pebble to show their appreciation? *throws pebble into face*"

Let's dance ... takes her hand and leads her to the dancefloor

i think i like you but take off your bra for the sake of surety

*Slowly lowers tinted window. Pulls out pistol*

Get in or I’ll plug u

EH luv yeh dont sweat much for a fat bitch.

Wana fuck

Hi

"Do you believe in UFO? No? Wanna see me do some cool breakdance moves?"

Ok, I suck at that...

Chat up line. Idk first there usually is something to prompt me to message.

*imitates Goofy*
"gorsh, you sure are pretty, gahuuh"

Hey baby, are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special.

Are you a parking ticket?
Because you have fine written all over you ☺

Honestly, I don't have any, other than, "Would you care to chat?"

Would you like to take a ride on my lap rocket?

"How you doin" in my best Joey voice

안녕하세요

Hi baby 😉

Are you a door because i want to bang you