What is your best chat up line?

"So...you look cold, I know how we can warm you up" ;)

I used this on my gf...about 5 months into our relationship.









I slept on the couch that night.









It was actually pretty cold.

Wanna buy me a drink? 😉

Let's dance ... takes her hand and leads her to the dancefloor

Hi

"Did you know that penguin males gift their mate a pebble to show their appreciation? *throws pebble into face*"

i think i like you but take off your bra for the sake of surety

Chat up line. Idk first there usually is something to prompt me to message.

"How you doin" in my best Joey voice

Honestly, I don't have any, other than, "Would you care to chat?"

Sorry, but you owe me a drink, because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

안녕하세요

Hi baby 😉

*imitates Goofy*
"gorsh, you sure are pretty, gahuuh"

Are you a parking ticket?
Because you have fine written all over you ☺

Would you like to take a ride on my lap rocket?

*Slowly lowers tinted window. Pulls out pistol*

Get in or I’ll plug u

"Do you believe in UFO? No? Wanna see me do some cool breakdance moves?"

Ok, I suck at that...

Wana fuck

Hey baby, are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special.

EH luv yeh dont sweat much for a fat bitch.

Are you a door because i want to bang you