Should I sneak out?

So, my wife went to bed pissed and now she’s asleep. She doesn’t drink and never has, not even a drop! So, I sneak out two or three times a year, go to another city and get drunk. But, I’m frustrated right now and I want to get a damn drink. Should I roll? She’ll almost surely wake up and call me. I’ll have to make up some shit about a midnight run to Walmart. 😉