Should I sneak out?

So, my wife went to bed pissed and now she’s asleep. She doesn’t drink and never has, not even a drop! So, I sneak out two or three times a year, go to another city and get drunk. But, I’m frustrated right now and I want to get a damn drink. Should I roll? She’ll almost surely wake up and call me. I’ll have to make up some shit about a midnight run to Walmart. 😉

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SW-User

Yep just go and don't answer the phone. She's already pissed.

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GenerationX · 41-45, M

@SW-User No reason. 😍

SW-User

@GenerationX if it helps I never knew you before

GenerationX · 41-45, M

@SW-User I know, my bad.

Pitchblue

Do yourself a favor and take a taxi, you can't just make up a reason why you can't drive anymore. She might be a little angry if you were not there but unbelievable angry if you couldn't drive for a year, Mr. Semi Driver.

GenerationX · 41-45, M

@Pitchblue Yea, that would be fucked. No more job for me. I was only going to have one or two. Wait, I’ve said that before. 😂

Pitchblue

@GenerationX You said you sneak out to get drunk, don't drive. I did something that I would do any day of the week but had a few drinks in me and paid and paid until I could drive again. They don't care if you drink and drive it's getting you into an endless cycle of more money for everything you need to drive your vehicle. And then there's the job!!!

wintersecret · 41-45, M

have u heard of a Story of European man, he was in same situation just like you.

To avoid conflict, he made a tunnel to a nearby bar from his bedroom and enjoy the drinks without his wife getting him caught LMAO