I wanna hear some puns

A pirate walks into a bar
with a steering wheel on his pants,
a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says,
“Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”








.The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”.

Like when a guy get "busted" for staring at or grabbing a woman's breasts?

Have you ever tried eating a clock, its very time consuming