How many miles-per-hour do you usually travel over the speed limit, and when was the last time you received a speeding ticket?

@SpaceJesus Any confession would not stand up in court.

I truly beg to differ

@SpaceJesus whats the maximum speed of your maryannu, anyway, even with top quality horses?

Alright fine. I broke the sound barrier. Happy?

@SpaceJesus On what grounds?

@SpaceJesus Delighted! That explains the sonic boom over Kadesh

@CereBellum Trust me, your words can be used against you. Be they in a form of a confession or ripped straight from your personal online posts

@SpaceJesus I seriously doubt any DA would even consider reading your confession. Much less act upon it.

If you want to hear a horror story, pm me. Otherwise I'll just let you believe what you want to believe.

@SpaceJesus Do you live in the USA?

Yes I do and that is the scary part

@SpaceJesus Somewhere in the south?

It doesn't matter. Point is, what happened actually happened. It was a travesty. I will say no more here. You know where to find me