Just what the Hell is a love-removal machine?

It just seems like an oddly industrial concept ...

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It is a machine constructed from phosphor-bronze - intricate in design - which rotates rapidly with a centrifugal motion. Powered by a 2 h.p engine (Probably a 'Lister') 4 rivetted arms bearing tungsten-tipped cutting devices act as rapidly moving scissors. The subject - always a man - lies on a cast-iron table and is secured by leather restraints. The machine is then started and it snips off your testicles!!

WoodyAq · M

@EugenieLaBorgia I like to see the patent diagram on that ..

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

hmmmm , I think I'm scared of you :P @EugenieLaBorgia

EugenieLaBorgia · F

@JimboSaturn I just told them that garden shears would work just as well... they never listened, though...