Whats the best revenge you ever had on someone?

My ex kept cheating so I met guy stayed at his and then called my then bf to come and give me a lift from the station because I'd been with another guy all night. I also took a massive black guy to his door (he doesn't think white women should be with black guys ie racist) and shouted so all his neighbours heard "me and bf only want to buy some weed" He went f'in crazy on both occasions.

Another ex stole money from me so I stole all his designer clothes and sold them. He laughed at first and didn't believe me. Then he attacked me so I hit him with a bottle but I did take him to hospital, I felt a bit bad, he felt ashamed and lied and said he fell over.

One "man" tried to get lots of other men to bully me so when I saw him on his own I punched him in the face.

A guy smashed my car windows because I went out for a drink with his Gf and she wasn't "allowed" out and he blamed me so I went round to his and he happened to be naked in the bath, that was fun, I just told him he owed me and I collect later.

Someone I know was in a Domestic violence relationship and he was a drug dealer so I stole all his drugs and weapons. Threw the weapons away sold half the drugs back to the people he bought them off and he hadn't even paid for them. I didn't like the guys he owed money to either they paid for their own drugs they hadn't even been paid for - that actually killed 3 birds with one stone.

Anyway I made all of that up. I have a fantastic imagination. I should write a book.