Why don't sick people stay the F*** home???

OMG! This guy in my department was out for 3 days. Now he shows up today sounding like he's going to cough up a lung! I guess I missed the announcement it was Bring Your Germs To Work Day!

And we get unlimited paid sick days! GET OUT!!!!

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SubZeroSlays808 · 31-35, M

UGH...tell me about it! I still remember the worst time I ever got sick was right after attending a metal concert in early 2012. Someone there must have been sicker than fucking sick, because in just a couple of mornings after, I woke up with cold symptoms, except they were of the extreme kind. Super sore throat, waking up blowing a bunch of dehydrated green shit out of my nose and my body barely having the energy to get up off the couch and move around for several days.

Not gonna lie, I wanted to find whoever gave me that virus and shove my boot up their ass!

Pitchblue

@SubZeroSlays808 It was the mushrooms.

SubZeroSlays808 · 31-35, M

@Pitchblue Someone would have had to inject them into my bloodstream to get those inside me.