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Will you help me find my missing cock?

He didn't come back after hanging out in the house next door, he answers to the names Roger/Kenny, and a neighbor saw him 馃樀
DragonFruit61-69, M
I think this is a trick question.....you were never THAT manly! 馃槈
Dewms
@DragonFruit 馃槖
Rutterman46-50, M
Kenny Rogers? Start singing "you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille", and he may wander back out of guilt.
Dewms
@Rutterman Hahahahahahahaahahha馃ぃ馃ぃ
Rutterman46-50, M
@Dewms 馃槀 Seriously, I hope he's okay and you find him soon.
Dewms
@Rutterman thank you R-BERRY!!!馃槪
Zaphod4246-50, M
Have you checked in the medicine cabinet? When my cock goes missing that's the first place I check 馃槅
Dewms
@Zaphod42 馃槰馃槰馃槰馃槰
Zaphod4246-50, M
@Dewms LOL! Sorry, dumb joke 馃構
SW-User
I remember you posted something about chasing chickens before. They must wander a lot.
Dewms
@SW-User they dooooo omg
SStarfish
No cuz im too far away. Your cock will be too small for me to see from here 馃檪
UndeadPrivateer31-35, M
Oooh nooooo! I'll go around and ask people if they've seen it!
Dewms
@UndeadPrivateer tell him he needs to come home asap馃槪
Degbeme70-79, M
Can you smell BBQ anywhere? :p
Dewms
@Degbeme BAD DEGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Degbeme70-79, M
@Dewms 馃槅
testbutton51-55, M
if you look hard you can see him. if you need i'll get him out for you.

SW-User
Maybe he's just hanging out
Dewms
@SW-User I hope zo馃槹
Thatguy7841-45, M
Cocks tend to disappear these days.
Dewms
@Thatguy78 馃槰馃槰
SW-User
Have you checked your night stand?
CrustyDDingus36-40, M
I think Mikowee
SW-User
Kenny Rogers?
Dewms
@SW-User yes lol
Dewms
@BaldAndBold [image deleted] this is him
@Dewms phew! 馃槄
Hope he returns to you soon.
Dewms
@BaldAndBold thankyou 馃槗
SW-User

 
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