"Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember anything." -

Samuel Clemens / Mark Twain

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it”

If you love two at once, choose the second, because if you truly loved the first one, there wouldn't be second.
-Johnny Depp

"Friends may come and go, but two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds" - Henry Rollins

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
Douglas Adams

I'm coming back to this question later

the one I have tattooed on me 😱

"What, me worry?"--Alfred E. Neuman.

~"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little bit extra".

Never trust a man who when left alone in a room with a tea cosy doesn't try it on.

"I'll teach you justice.... WITH MY STAAAAAAAND!!!" ( ͡° ᴥ ͡ °)/

Arcobaleno is amazing

'i may not have gone where i intended to go, but i think i have ended up where i needed to be' douglas adams