If you were my cars keys where would you be??

In ya hand
In ya pocket
On the counter
In the door lock
Under ya ass

In the sofa

out in the car

Try in the snow. THat's where I found mine last time they were lost.

On the counter of the last business establishment you visited.

A few inches away from the last place that you looked.

Wherever you can find me all the time.

Inside that vortex on the back of the couch where all lost things go to party and get drunk...

wedged between the sofa and the sofa cushions.

In some one else's pocket

In your hand?

In your bra! 😁

Inside of your dogs belly ?

this is a wide open question that I could provide a very naughty answer too. Now, if you were my car keys, you would be in the ignition of my car.

The refrigerator.

In your bra

Left atop something I passed coming inside