So I'm finally employed

Or at least I am according to the federal government, seeing as I've been looking for a job for over 6 months and haven't found anything.

Edit: Since people seem not to understand my joke, I thought I should clarify that I didn't really get a job

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SW-User

Really ? 😮 And you didn't tell me it first ? I'm going to cut wrists brb 🤧. And congratulations, have some tomatoes 🍅😗.

Invisible · 26-30, M

@SW-User No, I don't have a job yet. That's the joke

SW-User

@Invisible I Don't understand irony😞. *Leaves ashamed*

Invisible · 26-30, M

The US government unemployment statistic doesn't include people who have been looking for a job for more than six months. I now count as employed when they calculate this number

SW-User

@Invisible Wow, that's really deceiving. I hope you find a job soon dear. 🙏🏻