moves your fridge into your bedroom, installs a deadbolt lock on your bedroom door, locks it and stretches across your bed

you can sleep on the doggy bed 😙

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

Really? Because all I heard was you're a dead woman!! 😠 *Kicks door in!!*

sassycookie · 26-30, F

*moves your fridge into your bedroom, installs a deadbolt lock on your bedroom door, locks it and stretches across your bed*