*moves your fridge into your bedroom, installs a deadbolt lock on your bedroom door, locks it...

1GHOST · M

* installs hasp and lock on out side of door ,walks to the basement , opens fuse box , flips off your power ..laughs

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

Really? Because all I heard was you're a dead woman!! 😠 *Kicks door in!!*

but... the doggy sleeps on my bed :s

Your loss tonight

Can my pug sleep with you?

hlpflwthat · M

Skootch over. And take off those ridiculous socks.

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

So what do you think of me & would you do me

SW-User

As if. Scoot over. <3

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*moves your fridge into your bedroom, installs a deadbolt lock on your bedroom door, locks it and stretches across your bed*