can I slap you with a bag of pretzels?

Can I chose? I prefer Pringles

Only if I can hit you back with a big pretzel with cheese drizzled on it! 😠

As long as they're sassy pretzels!

Slap me with a dick

Am I allowed to eat them afterwards?

Yes! After that I will push you in a puddle of chocolate coloured poop 😂 💩

sassy cookie? are you alright? well if you like it why not :)

Yes . Actually let me run at full speed into the bag

Oh yes baby hit me. 🤤

I prefer one pretzel at a time 😉

I prefer to eat them together.

Yes. Anything for you 😊

You're so twisted.

nahhhhhhhhhhhh

Sure you can. Just make sure you add some salt to those pretzals. Welcome back. 😊

Sure. Knowing you you would have eaten them well before that!