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[i]I shot a hot dog because of these sweet abs[/i]

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StevenIzzi · 51-55, M

I fucked the toilet because I love bacon.

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@StevenIzzi hahahahahaaa!

PerfectIllusion · 41-45, F

@StevenIzzi You must really love bacon!

StevenIzzi · 51-55, M

@SW-User @PerfectIllusion Well, good think I quit Hebrew school after my Bar Mitzvah...I bet the Rabbi would be upset if I did not keep kosher.

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@StevenIzzi maybe a little 😂

@SW-User That would make me swear off bacon.

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@Elandra77 I couldn't ever swear off bacon. 🤣

@SW-User Me neither. But if bacon cause me to be sexual intimate with a toilet-- I just may have to.