Eldest sister who happens to be a lawyer🙂🎎

i'd prolly do it myself. then take the cab back. well, i'm sure they'd put me before the circuit court justice, do their thing, process me and hand me over paperwork for me to sign and i pay the fines.
then they'll let me about. probably sometime after the courts would open about 9am.

My sis but she would probably think it was a joke

Better not be me that they call at 3:00 am. They can sit in jail until I get up and around.

That would depend upon how much cash I had on me as to whether or not someone else would need to be involved.

Ex boss and hopefully he's not the reason I'm in jail.

There is no one (the cats refuse to answer the phone)

The Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. I mean, why not give it a try?

I might just stay there and take advantage of the night away from Mr N's snoring :O)

Donald Trump

My SW buddies. I think they'd bail me out. If not, when I do get out-------->blocked!

Jacoby n Myer
They'll fight for me!

IDidNotFart

I guess bigjohndl.

No one.

Tiffany

My friend's bailed me out

nimbus 😃 I do hope so

My husband

Shit... I don't know how I got there... I was home in bed.