I just ate some food. Am I going to die now?

I'm pretty sure I'm going to die now.

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Lochlee · 56-60, F

Unless it contains poison or something you are allergic to, you should be fine...

OldPink · 31-35, M

@Lochlee Nah, I'm dead.

Lochlee · 56-60, F

You'll be fine, I will check up on you 24 hours from now ;-) @OldPink

OldPink · 31-35, M

[Rigor mortis intensifies]

Lochlee · 56-60, F

I refuse to accept this......[props your quickly stiffening body up on the computer chair, fingers on keyboard] @OldPink]

OldPink · 31-35, M

[Runs into the room holding a sonic screwdriver, and scans his own dead body with it] Alright guys... This is where it gets complicated

Lochlee · 56-60, F

Confusing more likely....why is that scan classifying you as "alien"!!!? @OldPink

OldPink · 31-35, M

Oh right, that. Long story. Actually it's quite a short story; I'm an alien, the end! Anyways, a lot can happen in the 5 minutes we all have left here, so I'm not going to waste time explaining my life story :)

Lochlee · 56-60, F

Time to download your consciousness to the hard drive, hope this PC doesn't have viruses... oh well, its all we have. @OldPink