I just ate some food. Am I going to die now?

Confusing more likely....why is that scan classifying you as "alien"!!!? @OldPink

Oh right, that. Long story. Actually it's quite a short story; I'm an alien, the end! Anyways, a lot can happen in the 5 minutes we all have left here, so I'm not going to waste time explaining my life story :)

Time to download your consciousness to the hard drive, hope this PC doesn't have viruses... oh well, its all we have. @OldPink

@MissBrightside Is there a bright side, at least?

There's always a bright side