What's the weirdest thing you've said to a stranger?

I got in a elevator yesterday and ended up standing next to this woman...
She smelled just like my ex-wife...

The same perfume or something like that...

I think it's great how an aroma can make you think of something else and remind you of certain things.............

Anyway, I'm in this elevator strangling this woman......

happened almost a month ago … was in a surly mood … going into walmart for my self-imposed monthly ration of soda. outside the entrance, approached and started passing by this man in his late 40's or early 50's. noticing the lit cig in his hand, i commented [c=#800000][i]"give 'em up and live another ten"[/i][/c]. he was in genial mood and took no offense. his wife, on other hand, almost had coronary.

was only after two or three minutes that i considered what had taken place. the couple was actually african-american. and, no doubt, the woman had me pegged as a racist scumbag. when i wholly didn't mean it from that perspective.

later that evening, reflecting on something mom had insinuated a few years ago [i](early 50's for me)[/i] … something to the effect that she couldn't believe anyone does [u]not[/u] look at people's skin-color.

[c=#800000][i]"well, mom … meet the first one you have not yet seen … and i stand before you … your very son."[/i][/c]

and that's true … when i remember back in time … if i ask myself about the color of someone's skin … was so very difficult to discern.

"I saw you in a dream. Go."

Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

[i]is your hair real[/i] lolol i get asked that a lot so i do catch myself asking ppl back

May I borrow your flip flop to get into my house? 😆

Where do you want me to put this package??

You have incredible kneecaps miss.

do you wear thongs?

"I'll take ham on five...hold the mayo.."

I can see your soul

May I talk to you about my Lord and Savior Cthulhu.

Do you want to have a deep conversation?