I met Oprah Winfrey!!
I stopped at a gas station on my way to work this morning to get a soda. As I was walking to the door I saw this limousine and the back window came down and it was Oprah. She said hello and told me she was in my town for a public speaking but her limousine driver got lost. So she asked me what was the quickest way to 270?.... I told her to drop about 80 fat ass!!!!
In order to understand my joke "270" stands for Highway 270 where I'm from.
In order to understand my joke "270" stands for Highway 270 where I'm from.