Can you tell me a secret? :)

No, Then it would not be a secret anymore. And besides, I do not know or trust you .

What's the old saying? Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

gotta lock it in my pocket and take this one to the grave.

No as then it wouldnt be a secret any longer

I'm using sw

Shhhhh don't tell my fam ;)

I pooped at the gym today

I cant!! Its embarrassing 🤣😔

Possibly

*whispers "no"

🤨

What kind?

I could.....

Sure but not on this post.

The secret of how to hold your fart in three days :D

A drink is too wet with out one