This guy

It’s a toss up between the cat and the elliptical machine.

a tanto point kbar.

Me.

Myself

Eight air guns, dozens of knives (not included a couple of dozen kitchen knives), several swords, a nail gun, half a dozen axes, a spear, a bow, sledgehammer, a pole axe of sorts, a machete, several meat cleavers, two hanging nooses made from steel cable, a sickle, a brush slasher, a sharpened lawn edging tool, pistol crossbow, big steel bar, crowbar, various hammers, a gravediggers shovel, golf clubs and a few other things

Toss-up between any one of the 'artistic' knives.

*checks out* hmm,.. a cutter? What about potassium-hydroxide? or maybe the drill..

Omg so many cute (and deadly!) cats ❤️

I have one guitar that is particularly blunt

Electricity 🔌⚡☠
or
The Sharp 🗡😾 Cat!

we have a cat that tries to be,

A knife Lolll

Definitely me.

the can of baked beans

Broken glass

Me

My pc!

My letter opener, shall I carve one of my eyes out with it?

A pair of scissors.

me [evil laugh]

My wit. 😄😃😂😂😁😂😅

A toss up between a beer bottle and my Swiss Army knife.

A Bowie knife

My ass

a gun

Giant man eating spider

My forehead. 😂✋🏽

Probably me!

The stove I should think

I am 😈

A rifle, baseball bat annnd *looks around* who am I kidding the husky would hide from an intruder, I'm better off trusting the cat - he always runs towards danger.

gun, knife, me. lol

A meth lab

My mind.. the power to kill so many.. chained to a heart that wouldn't dare.

...It's between the machete and my farts

A pen.

I am human. I make fire. I make civilization. I make war. I make money. I learn how to split an atom. I make bomb. I destroy. ME... Definitely me.

Tossup between the 12ga. shotgun, the bastard sword, or the rapier.

scissors