This guy
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My ass

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Eight air guns, dozens of knives (not included a couple of dozen kitchen knives), several swords, a nail gun, half a dozen axes, a spear, a bow, sledgehammer, a pole axe of sorts, a machete, several meat cleavers, two hanging nooses made from steel cable, a sickle, a brush slasher, a sharpened lawn edging tool, pistol crossbow, big steel bar, crowbar, various hammers, a gravediggers shovel, golf clubs and a few other things

It’s a toss up between the cat and the elliptical machine.

Toss-up between any one of the 'artistic' knives.

Omg so many cute (and deadly!) cats ❤️

a tanto point kbar.

Myself

Me.

My letter opener, shall I carve one of my eyes out with it?

*checks out* hmm,.. a cutter? What about potassium-hydroxide? or maybe the drill..

My mind.. the power to kill so many.. chained to a heart that wouldn't dare.

A toss up between a beer bottle and my Swiss Army knife.

Tossup between the 12ga. shotgun, the bastard sword, or the rapier.

I have one guitar that is particularly blunt

...It's between the machete and my farts

Electricity 🔌⚡☠
or
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we have a cat that tries to be,

me [evil laugh]

Giant man eating spider

the can of baked beans

A pair of scissors.

gun, knife, me. lol

A knife Lolll

My wit. 😄😃😂😂😁😂😅

Broken glass

My forehead. 😂✋🏽

A Bowie knife

Definitely me.

A rifle, baseball bat annnd *looks around* who am I kidding the husky would hide from an intruder, I'm better off trusting the cat - he always runs towards danger.

a gun

My pc!

Me

I am human. I make fire. I make civilization. I make war. I make money. I learn how to split an atom. I make bomb. I destroy. ME... Definitely me.

The stove I should think

A meth lab

Probably me!

I am 😈

A pen.

scissors