If you found a dead body, would you poke it with a stick?

I have done that to my dog!! Thank goodness she woke up!!

I'd probably scream first, get into panick, search for a heartbeat in the palm or neck of that person, then call an ambulance, ... and if I'd be sure the person is dead I'd call an ambulance and say to send a police too and that I'll stay here until they get here, and say I didn't know how this person died or what happened, i just got here and discovered this person laying here.. You know, instead of just poking.. There are most likely family members being really worried who need answers you know...

I don't want to say this is on my bucket list but

depends on how long it's been dead, if it's ripe you could get exploded on....body gases and all of that.

yes

"I'll poke it with....something!"

after checking it's pulse. I don't want to be wrong about them being dead before I poke em. I'm able to run backward that fast.

I'll do more than poke it with a stick.. god help you if I find you dead!!

I don't prefer fucking with the dead