Where did I put it?!

I seem to recall...You saying that you could keep up with it!

And that I should not worry about it..

Right where I asked you not to!

Did you check on the table?

I'll spare you the answer that I often heard as a kid. 🤐

Too easy an answer... 🤔

OMG......did you leave it outside???

Where do u want it

In your dresser drawer right next to your KY cream !!

bed room

On the shelf

In your nightstand.

shrugs , i don't know

Listen for the vibrations

Its right there girl.

How long is it

In your underwear drawer perhaps

Over there on the rat traps.

Up your butt and around the corner!