Where did I put it?!

I seem to recall...You saying that you could keep up with it!

And that I should not worry about it..

In your dresser drawer right next to your KY cream !!

I'll spare you the answer that I often heard as a kid. 🤐

OMG......did you leave it outside???

In your underwear drawer perhaps

Up your butt and around the corner!

Over there on the rat traps.

Listen for the vibrations

Did you check on the table?

Right where I asked you not to!

In your nightstand.

shrugs , i don't know

Too easy an answer... 🤔

Where do u want it

bed room

On the shelf

Its right there girl.

How long is it