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A guy who took me to McDonald's, told me that I appeared 10 pounds less in my pictures and then he ate 5 hamburgers like a pig without manners. It was the most embarrassing date of my life. Especially when he still expected sex after how horribly the date went.
@SW-User did he have room for fries and a shake after all that. LOL from my experience, after eating 5 hamburgers from mcdonalds, my gas would have been so bad, i dont think anyone could even been in the same room with me. LOL
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@SheCallsMeCrushDaddy He drank my Coca-Cola, his Coca-Cola and ate my French fries. I ended the date early out of embarrassment. At that point he straight up asked me if I was going to blow him in his car. I told him that he should put his dick in his grandma.
@SW-User i know i just ate half of mcdonalds, but, you're still gonna blow me, right, and swallow of course. LOL
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@SheCallsMeCrushDaddy Lol :'D
I recently heard that guy got unwell in a restaurant where you can eat a volonté. I think he has some parts of his brains not working correctly and he doesn't know when to stop to eat lol
Yeah, omg,I should definitely have blown him. Would have been sooo fun to be vomitted on after his entire overdosed menu :'D
I recently heard that guy got unwell in a restaurant where you can eat a volonté. I think he has some parts of his brains not working correctly and he doesn't know when to stop to eat lol
Yeah, omg,I should definitely have blown him. Would have been sooo fun to be vomitted on after his entire overdosed menu :'D
@SW-User well, regular sex would have meant way too much sloshing around of food...... been almost a 100 percent chance of upchucking processed beef. LOL me thinks you did the best thing by opting out of intimate relations with that fellow. LOL