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about three years ago, had a date that was REALLY bad. had been talking to this girl for a few weeks. she had posted several pics up that were very appealing. talked to her on the phone and she seemed a little immature, but i gave her the benefit of the doubt. we met at this bar out in the sticks (rural area), i was sitting at the bar and this girl comes walking up dressed in clothes that were WAY too tight. it was her. she looked as if she had gained about 80 pounds since those pics she posted. she was very loud and obnoxious and whenever she spoke, everyone looked in her direction. she reminded me of ursula the sea witch from that disney movie. she got so loud and obnoxious, i faked a kidney stone to get outta there. was it wrong, sure, but at the time, i didnt care.
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@SheCallsMeCrushDaddy 😂 Must have been a painful experience if the first excuse that came to mind was a damn kidney stone.
Smileandwave · 46-50, F
Heres the short version..had a date to walk around a small lake. First thing he did when he saw me was to grab my butt. He brought his dog named butthead and kept screaming at it between complaining about his job and everyone he works with and every other word out of his mouth was profanity. Longest walk of my life but great story to tell my friends.
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Smileandwave · 46-50, F
@SheCallsMeCrushDaddy gotta have a few of those to keep it exciting right?! I also enjoyed a different guy who tried to pin me down on the hood of my car and tried to stick his tongue down my throat. I excused myself and he said he didnt understand and dont girls like romantic stuff like that? Hahahah. Not my idea of romance bro!
@Smileandwave you killin me, Smile !!!!! thats why i posted this..... to hear stories like that. LOL
Smileandwave · 46-50, F
@SheCallsMeCrushDaddy these things will work great for u to try when u want the date to end quickly. Go for it!!😜
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I once went out with a woman that during the course of the date went from being in a huge texting fight with her ex up to the end of the date where when I dropped her off she told me no need to walk her to the door because her ex was waiting for her and they were going out. Yes they got back together during the course of our date.
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@SheCallsMeCrushDaddy I still paid for dinner too........such a doormat.
Smileandwave · 46-50, F
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@Smileandwave I like to think my annoyed stares and sarcastic laughter helped bring them back together.
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
I went out dancing with a girl i had recently been introduced to….and she left with someone else because he had a red Cadillac.
A friend of mine who knew the guy told me that he had borrowed the car from his uncle, and he didn’t actually own a car. My Plymouth might not have been flashy…..but at least it was mine!
A friend of mine who knew the guy told me that he had borrowed the car from his uncle, and he didn’t actually own a car. My Plymouth might not have been flashy…..but at least it was mine!
@DragonFruit i saw a music video with a story very similar. thanks for sharing, Dragon !!!!
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
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[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU]
@JerseyGal 😮
Smileandwave · 46-50, F
@JerseyGal interesting date. Haha. Did it work out after u recovered?
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@SheCallsMeCrushDaddy We had a nice sandwich and a cup of tea, it wasn't fine dining.
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A guy who took me to McDonald's, told me that I appeared 10 pounds less in my pictures and then he ate 5 hamburgers like a pig without manners. It was the most embarrassing date of my life. Especially when he still expected sex after how horribly the date went.
@SW-User i know i just ate half of mcdonalds, but, you're still gonna blow me, right, and swallow of course. LOL
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@SheCallsMeCrushDaddy Lol :'D
I recently heard that guy got unwell in a restaurant where you can eat a volonté. I think he has some parts of his brains not working correctly and he doesn't know when to stop to eat lol
Yeah, omg,I should definitely have blown him. Would have been sooo fun to be vomitted on after his entire overdosed menu :'D
I recently heard that guy got unwell in a restaurant where you can eat a volonté. I think he has some parts of his brains not working correctly and he doesn't know when to stop to eat lol
Yeah, omg,I should definitely have blown him. Would have been sooo fun to be vomitted on after his entire overdosed menu :'D
@SW-User well, regular sex would have meant way too much sloshing around of food...... been almost a 100 percent chance of upchucking processed beef. LOL me thinks you did the best thing by opting out of intimate relations with that fellow. LOL
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
Got drinks at a bar where the guy looked at me like a snack (gross) complimented my bust size (which I thought was his poor attempt at humor) then invited me to go back and 'see his garage' I paid for my own drinks before declining his offer and getting up to leave, at which point he grabbed my arm and aggressively pulled me toward him and said that I 'should be more appreciative of his interest in me'
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit dang, sounds like a creeper. i have heard tales of dudes like this.