I Love Stand Up ComedyThere are only 2 things I hate 1 people who always think there right 2 people who in interrupt others 3 and people who can't count
I Love Stand Up Comedymy wife wants to put a tree up in every room in the house, i thought that was a bit overkill so we compromised & put a tree in every room of the house
I Want to Learn Some Form of Martial ArtI've done bit of a few martial arts What is people opinion on what is best one to learn I've done bits of aikido Muay thai BJJ Boxing
I Love Stand Up ComedyMy mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
I Love Stand Up ComedyWhen my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I Love ComedyI think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I Love Stand Up ComedyThat awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent
I Love Stand Up ComedyIf i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
I Love Stand Up ComedyToday a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Limit messagesI'm. Getting.message saying I've reached the limit of messages is this new also how long do you have to wait
I Love British ComedyI refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I Love British ComedyA British study had shown that woman who carry a little extra weight live longer than the man who mentions it
I Love British ComedyLast night I dreamt I was eating a 10pound marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !!
I Love British ComedyMy friend said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. ' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books
I Love British ComedyMy dad always said fight fire with fire, which is probably why he was thrown out of the fire brigade
