Reason #668 to block me. You are going to be my Halloween costume!

I have the same outfit as you and I'm going to wear it. I'm going to eat the same breakfast as you as I watch you from your kitchen window. I'm going to drive the same car as you to work and talk on the same phone as you. Then I'm going to eat lunch at the same restaurant as you, order the same food as you, leave the same tip as you, and respond to the waitress' " thanks come again" with "you too," just like you!