If I was to start an advice column, Ask lumberjackslam,

@itsok
Back in my day that would require a visit to the Golden Corral all you can eat bar for some chicken wings! 🤤[media=https://youtu.be/9rZ84xPFEY4]

@Darksideinthenight2 I take doxepin for my sleep. It increases my nightmares. Night before last I fell asleep briefly twice and woke up to nightmares both times

@Darksideinthenight2 I’ve got lots of loving arms and chests that sleep on me

@itsok
Your vicious guard dogs! 🤠

What a good question @itsok. You sure have come to the right place. First you say, "I’m in a bad mood" Well let me tell you. I have tried it all and self abuse is not the answer. Have you tried yelling at something? Whatever is available. A piece of cake, for example. Do this in public.
Next you state "i haven’t been sleeping well, and my head hurts." You don't have to determine what the problem is. Start by drinking water - 3 glasses. If you truly feel sick, take ibuprofen. Always keep ibuprofen in your van medical kit, along with a secret stash of candy.
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@pancakeslam thank you for your advice. I do always keep ibuprofen in my car.
I did raise my voice yesterday and then I felt guilty about it all night 😐
I’m not sure how to drink negative 3 glasses of water, but I’ll try

I'm sure the cake was not offended @itsok but what do you think of my column so far?

@pancakeslam it’s really refreshing, I’m enjoying it. I like how you work the van into your responses.