Is it just me or do all "open relationship" couples act like they are interviewing you for a job

Seems these people are rather trying to entertain a personal fantasy of theirs. They’re not actually in an open relationship, they just love the idea of being in one. I say this as someone who was in an open marriage for a while.

I was wondering if you could come in for an interview any time soon? Oh, and please...

Lmfaooooo it's true tho lol 😆 this cracks me up

Its just you.

I never had the opportunity to attend the interview.😅

I've always figured most of those were just some kind of modified catfish guy

This has an air of truth!!

They're trying to find out how easy you would be to traffic.

Don’t make eye contact. Button your blouse.

so do you like to walk around naked?
do you enjoy threesomes a lot?
can we tie you up in the basement?
📝

They're Russian spies.