I want to open a Motel just off the highway

@SarahConnorT800 Wow!

@SarahConnorT800 hourly rates!

@JimboSaturn there has to be a minimum. I gotta go in and clean

@SarahConnorT800 Hmmm, so they have lounges for engaging in conversation with strangers?

@Ontheroad my place will definitely have one and my wife who I have yet to kidnap, will serve drinks with a smile

@atlantic59 Yeah, these women who play hard to get... why all the ruckus when we put them in the trunk?

@Ontheroad I know! And it doesn't seem to matter how many times you say it's for their own good!

@atlantic59 Right? Ugh, women just don't know what's good for them... they are so lucky we are around to help them out, and usually, the van or trunk is reasonably clean.

to be almost honest, the smart women put me in the trunk, and I go there willingly so that I can think long and hard about what I might have recently said wrong

@atlantic59 Ugh, me too, but let's not tell them.