I have a perfectly good bed, I pay for it, I make it look cute, and somehow it’s a no sleep zone.

I lie in thete or hours, eyes wide open, thinking about taxes, my life choices, and if my fridge misses me. But the moment I plop down on the couch? Boom! Instant nap, I snore like a chainsaw.

I swear the couch is judging my life choices while my bed just sighs like, "really? You thought I’d help?" 😒