If you have to go wake somebody up how should you do it?

My mother used to pull on my big toe.

Use the Labrador approach. Jump directly on to their groin with two feet. Always works 🐕

Bucket of cold water never fails...

Put their hand in a glass of warm water.

Gently. Call their name and then give their shoulder a rub

Bucket of ice water and bang some pans together.

Scare the shit out of them.

Flash bag grenade

They're going be hacked at you so you might as well enjoy it

Depends who

depends on who they were

Pour icey bucket of cold water on them